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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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Is by far, Yoshi Touch & Go. There is NOTHING TO DO IN THIS GAME. I'd rather watch paint dry than play this game again. I got so bored after the first five minutes of playing it, I never played it again, and I gave it to my mom's assclown boyfriend for free. He plays a lot of rubbish games, but even HE admits this game is nothing but a stupid demo-like bore.
Here's the entire game: You draw clouds to guide Yoshi through a never ending level, trying to avoid enemies. Nothing else. No story. No plot. NOTHING. It's an arcade like game, only without the fun. I'm more like a retro gamer than anything, and I seriously hate this game. I wouldn't have a problem with it if it was like...$10, but really...did it have to cost $30!??!
Is there really a DS game worse than this one? Pokemon Mystery Dungeon was pretty bad, but I think this game takes the cake.
p.s. don't buy Yoshi Touch'N Go for more than $2. Not worth it.
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Treeckoluv
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:31 pm Posts: 892 Location: In your kitchen, holding a knife. And it's not for the vegetables...
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I didn't receive a waning for Yoshi's touch and go until 1 year after I bought it. If I had to choose between a piece of crap and that game, I'd take the crap. It should at least have a plot! The only point of it is to run around mindlessly with a baby on your back. Where's the fun in that?
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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I dunno... the only DS games I've played are Pokemon Diamond, Mario Kart, Super Mario 64, New Super Mario Bros., Phoenix Wright, Mario and Luigi and Castlevania. None of them I could really call "bad". If I had to pick the worst, it'd probably be SM64. The controls were dodgy, and handheld consoles are not good platforms to have 3D games on.
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thekiller0703
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:19 pm Posts: 693 Location: On the left side of the street... Take THAT Society!
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Yep, definetely touch&go...
On a side note, the day after I bought it we flew down to florida... and on the plane the pressure basically made it so that the clouds always blew away!
It was pretty funny too...
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:34 am |
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Rhapsody
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 pm Posts: 1906 Location: Some fabulous place
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Never played Touch & Go, never will.
Out of my collection, I'd have to say Pokemon Dash. It was fun for like a minute but quickly grew oh-my-god-why-the-hell-am-I-playing-this boring. Also it made my hand hurt very badly after ten minutes of playing.
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Eon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:30 pm Posts: 843 Location: Psypoke
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Brain Age.
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PixelTwist
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 4:05 pm Posts: 267 Location: i dunno lol ¯(º_o)/¯
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I'm going to have to quote this for truth. There are a few things that are a little bit fun (mostly having to draw animals or the new acrostix things in BA2), but other than that it's not a video game. It's HOMEWORK.
Granted, I wouldn't say it's a 'bad' game. It's a very good game, I just suck at math and it's not any fun.
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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There's loads to do in Brain Age compared to Touch & Go, but I agree, it is kind of boring. I think Brain Age was directed towards an older audience, so maybe people under 20 don't have an interest in it? Dunno, it seemed kind of boring to me because I had to do all that stuff in school the past few years.
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PixelTwist
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 4:05 pm Posts: 267 Location: i dunno lol ¯(º_o)/¯
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Krisp wrote: There's loads to do in Brain Age compared to Touch & Go, but I agree, it is kind of boring. I think Brain Age was directed towards an older audience, so maybe people under 20 don't have an interest in it? Dunno, it seemed kind of boring to me because I had to do all that stuff in school the past few years.
I'm not under 20 ;.;
I do like the 'play the piano' game in Brain Age 2. I only have it because my boyfriend bought the bundle pack with that pretty DS Lite (I'm so jealous...).
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:58 pm |
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Eon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:30 pm Posts: 843 Location: Psypoke
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I'm not one of academic work. I'm gonna have to try Touch & Go. I've heard it's horrible.
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pokeassassin
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:29 pm Posts: 27 Location: 7th level of hell with the lost luggage counter and t.v. judges
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Deal or no deal was the worst game i ever played. If satan approached me and said you can either go to hell or go to heaven but have to play deal or no deal, i'd pick hell
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gonboo
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:21 am Posts: 140 Location: Inside MR. PINEAPPLE*insert dot here*
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Probably Pokemon Dash, it's not like it's horrible but it's easy and short, and short games don't definitely fit me.
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:41 am |
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bre1oom
Fails at life
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 3:33 pm Posts: 193 Location: .......
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greg hasting tornament paintball
its ass
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Craziac
Fails at life
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 2:15 pm Posts: 63 Location: My house
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bre1oom wrote: greg hasting tornament paintball
its ass
That and:
The new Super Mario Bros.
Mario Kart
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Treeckoluv
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:31 pm Posts: 892 Location: In your kitchen, holding a knife. And it's not for the vegetables...
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Craziac wrote: bre1oom wrote: greg hasting tornament paintball
its ass
That and:
The new Super Mario Bros.
Mario Kart
Dude, what games do you like? Madden NFL 2006? Those were two of the best games on the DS.
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:47 am |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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I've never played the New Super Mario Bros., but Mario Kart? What I played of that game was awesome... especially the multiplayer mode (since that's the only part I played lol.) Eight bored kids in study hall with DS's + Mario Kart DS = fun.
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ItIsTuesday
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:43 pm Posts: 51 Location: United States PST
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I've gotta say, the New Super Mario Bros didnt catch me. I played through a few levels. Got bored. Watched TV instead.
Some of the best games i've played have been Harvest Moon DS ($10 at Best Buy ) I'm looking forward to Rune Factory, once i get some time away from Pokemon. Animal Crossing DS was cool for awhile, but once you get bored with it, you stay bored with it. I played it for a few weeks while it was still entertaining.
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Pillage
Fails at life
Joined: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:01 pm Posts: 163 Location: Kanto/Johto
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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, I mean even the commercial for it got me mad.
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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Craziac wrote: bre1oom wrote: greg hasting tornament paintball
its ass
That and:
The new Super Mario Bros.
Mario Kart
I'm guessing you said those two because you suck at them. Seriously, MKDS one-cart multiplayer = pure love.
NSMB in multiplayer is hilarious as well. There's just not enough levels.
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Pigeon
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:38 am Posts: 117 Location: Lawn-Giyland New Yawk hon! Want some kawfee?
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I agree with the people saying Pokemon Dash. That game was god-awful. Playing it made your hand hurt, there was no plot (or was there? I haven't touched that stupid game in ages, so I don't remember), and you could only play as Pikachu! You have to be stupid Pikachu for the whole game, and every cup, you get taunted even more by cooler Pokemon. I mean, the first cup even, it's kinda annoying. The race starts and you're like, "Aw! What a cute Mudkip! I wanna be Mudkip! Oh well...", but then by the time you're farther in the game, you're like "I'm so sick of this damn Pikachu... WTF Blaziken?! " Not fair, dude. Not fair...
...And the multiplayer sucked too. Me and my neighbor were both dumb enough to buy it (It has Poke-mahnz on it, so it must be good! ), and it blows. For those of you who haven't played Pokemon Dash and want a comparison in Pokemon terms, think Pokemon Channel, but for the DS, and even worse.
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Infernape101
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:51 pm Posts: 195
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Brain Age sucked.
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Dark_Yoshi
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:32 pm Posts: 483 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Any Tiger Woods games. Those are a great way to destroy your touch screen and bore the hell out of you. The worst graphics and gameplay too, doesn't even have a proper PGA season (in 2005).
Mario Kart DS has to be one of my faves. I still can't believe someone doesn't like it :/. People can have their opinions though.
And if the DS is still around when I'm an "old timer" I'll probably give Brain Age a try.
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:04 am |
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Miroku
Bug Catcher
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:56 pm Posts: 2
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Treeckoluv wrote: I didn't receive a waning for Yoshi's touch and go until 1 year after I bought it. If I had to choose between a piece of crap and that game, I'd take the crap. It should at least have a plot! The only point of it is to run around mindlessly with a baby on your back. Where's the fun in that?
I dunno ether.because these are the only DS games I've ever played.Ace Attorney Pheonix Wright,Super Mario brothers 3,Tamagotchi Corner Shop 2,Pokemon Pearl,Cake Mania,Flushed Away,Pokemon Ranger,Animal Crossing Wild World,FullMetal Alchemist Duel Sympathy,and last but not least my favorite game out of every single game I've played which are all the games I have is Digimon World DS.
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Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:57 am |
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Frostmonke
Bug Catcher
Joined: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:40 am Posts: 22 Location: Over there
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Id Say The worst I've played is Battles of Price of Persia...Compared to Other Prince of Persia Titles...Its Dung..Thank God I didnt buy it..my friend was crying when he took it over pokemon Ranger Well I'd advise you to not play this game even if people pay you to!
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Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:53 am |
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manuel_suplico2
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:07 pm Posts: 122 Location: just imagine it.
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I think Brain Age was kinda' fun, I liked the Sudoku it raised me from the dead ( dead-boredom ) anyways, probably the most boring game I ever played was:
Top Spin (Tennis is kinda' borin' on the DS)
Worms Prime Hunters (:Q)
Monster House ( kinda childish, not meant to intimidate people who like/ adore this game )
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