The sign in route 212 in D/P
'Trainer Tips, If you get stuck in the bog, you can count on being there a while' Lol random

In mystery deongeon before you enter Silent chasm, your pater starts going "Acho! Acho! I'm getting a cold! I'll have to back off this one!" when he got scared of entering and then after he gets the guts to go in, you have a question with two options, "Let's go!" and once again, "Acho! Acho!" It's really retarted!

And then, you have the choice again to go do a mission and if you choose ACHOO! then your partner goes "Oh you always do that" god it's annoying.

*smirks and laughs* ..........................................................

there is a swimmer girl above sunyshore city that says: sorry im wearing my bikini!


and a little kid dressed up as a pikachu says after you batlle him: i wanna be a pokemon when i grow up

Today I went to check what pokemon was in the trophy garden, and Mr. Backlot says "A cute little eyed Porygon came up to me and gave me a smooch on my cheek". I couldn't stop laughing.

From the Battle Arena...

"I MIMIC POKéMON AFTER EVERY BATTLE"

I beat him.

"IF I LOSE I PRETEND I AM A MILTANK"

I was like... WTH???

By the way, I just ran into the guy who says "I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF" lol.

I've just had the weirdest match call
A guitarist singing about his magneton

LALALALALALA Magneton
Oh why are you that Magneton
LALALALALALA Magneton
Why can't I be you Magneton
Chorus

Here's a few item descriptions I found in D/P:
Shoal Salt
"Pure salt that was discovered deep
inside the Shoal Cave. It is extremely salty."
Of course it's extremely salty, it's pure salt.
This one just sounded strange:
Master Ball
"The best BALL with the ultimate level of performence. It will catch any Pok

Well i always loved the way bad guys lauphed on the game:

It was either "Waha Wahahahaha" or the classic "Fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuf"

I thought that the nurses were kind of twisted because they were cooped up in a confined space
and were lonely until someone came along only to shove pokemon at her without saying a word.

Still unpleasant to be told that they hope your pokemon die.


Oh and how can no one mention Marriland's favourite?

"We need this honey to attract pokemon in great numbers!"

I was watching an episode of pokemon yesterday and this is what was funny.
Episode: "Mother of All Battles"
Brock and a Preserve Ranger had just finished saying a Rhyme/Riddle,
Misty tells Ash not to try thinking of one. Ash yells this just all of a sudden:
"Whoever smelt it dealt it!"
I laughed so hard because it was unexpected.

I didn't realize how funny that was until I saw that episode in his youtube video walkthrough. Now, I find it hilarious.

That pikachu kid surprised me, too. I thought that it was some special pikachu that had an odd move, or was someone else's pikachu, so I saved, then pressed A. The "Hi! Hi! I'm a pokemon!" Caught me off guard.

"you look familiar, trainer. Can I have a rematch?"
WTF? If i just look familiar, how can she know we've battled before??

i find it funny when in pokemon ranger shadows of almia in volcano cave all the girl team dim sun members complain about makeup lol'_'

That's a necromancy unless you have a good reason for it.
Well, because it has been revived, so i will post some.

There is some female trainer that says continually before battle:
LALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALA
When you defeat her:
LALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALA....HUH?
When you are defeated:
LALALALALALALALALALA
I CANNOT BE DEFEATED

When I playing in Battle.... uh facilities with its brain Greta, The 1st trainer said, "If you win, i will give you a sweet kiss" but when she lost she said " Ok, I will give you a.... SWIFT KICK instead" and when in the Pokemon Anime in chapter when ditto was first seen in Anime maybe episode 36, when Ash and his friend want to help Duplica Ditto. They make a funny moments
they immitate the rocket motto, prepare to trouble make it double doubles. to protect the world from devastation, to unite people in my nation, and some funny thing, you can see this http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... d=57346225
And i see a manga from DP adventures There alot humor but the funniest is Dia: " talkin about Hearthome city....Don't take it to HEART and straigh to HOME"

In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2, when you first meet Skuntank, Zubat says: "I can smell him coming!" It's pretty sick humour, but it cracked me up.

Then a bit later, when Skuntank releases the stink cloud, Bidoof: "Waah! It's not me this time! I swear!"

Then there's a bit where there's a team that says "We're Team Poochy! We chase our targets around!" Team Poochy. Yeah, obviously a tough team :/

And finally there's a bit when you fight the guild in Mystifying Forest, when Bidoof messes up, then Chatot yells at him, and your partner asks what's going on. Wigglytuff then says he doesn't know who "Wigglytuff" is, and you and your partner fall for it ¬¬

What, no love for the old man outside Celadon Gym?

"Hehehe! This gym is full of pretty girls!"

Response at Age 8: ... ew...
Response at 13: PERVERT!!!
Response at 18: *ROFL*
Response at 20 when his line was changed to "... strong trainers" in HGSS: Awww, Gamefreak, why did you take out that line?

How about this? I play Mystery Dungeon, explorer of time and I get chimchar and my partner is piplup. So when Chief and his team want to annoy Piplup he said to Chimchar, "Am I a Chiken?" then the optio of reply that
1. You not a chiken
2. (this make the funny) Pok...Pok...Pok!!

in mystery dungeon chatot saying YOOMTAAH when its wigglytuffs line nearly died when i saw it

a guy in the hg/ss battle frontier says
i wonder how many years its been since i first met a pokemon? ...fourty nine
oh i lost the page that kept track of how many years, days and hours...
could it be my pokemon nibbling on it?
cracked up when i figured out he recorded the exact minute he met a pokemon and now one of his pokemon is eating that page hehe thats why i keep it on my trainer card hmmmm how does the time change on the trainer card

edit
was in battle factory when i battled a biker didnt pay attention to his opening line but his closing startled me
Well i may have lost but i am a prestine untouched snowflake
biker=snowflake

How could no one have remembered the one I consider my favorite?!

Classic Silver/Gold/Crystal?!

Juggler, right outside of National Park?!?!?!

"Behold, my graceful ball dexterity!"

They changed it in Heart Gold/Soul Silver so it doesn't sound sexual anymore

In Emerald, at the Battle Pyramid, there's this old man who's like "EVERY BATTLE HAS ITS SMELL" I was like lolwut?

Dunno if anyone's mentioned this yet, but from the male doubles pair in Nimbasa City, the basketball court: "The way the athletes scramble for the ball... I wish they'd fight over me that way!"